Case Closed - Case of the Turned on Light
Intro: After 2 years of being in a kid's body, Conan is freakin' pissed that he is not banging Rachel, and that he
can't be himself. He has started making everything a case, just like the one time when his bedroom
light came on by its self! WHO TURNED ON THE LIGHT?@!!?!#?! But let's see what happened before
that shall we.
Key: - * - Means what there doing or picking up or whatever
( ) - Means they're thinking in they're mind
*Conan Wakes Up*
Conan: "Errr...Another damn day being a kid..."
Rachel: "Dad, wake the hell up!!!"
Conan: "What the hell?!"
*Conan walks out of his bedroom*
*Richard is laying on the couch like the lazy drunk idiot he is.*
Rachel: "Errr...How many times do I have to stab you this time Dad?!"
Richard: "...Go to school you maniac..."
Rachel: "..."
*Gets Knife*
Rachel: "WAKE UP YOU BASTARD!"
*Rachel Stabs Richard in the arm*
Richard: "AHHHHH!!!! EAGERFHREFDJRTWJE!!!! IM AWAKE!!! MY ARM!!!!"
(Conan: Uh...I think I'll go to School now...)
*Conan walks to Front Door*
Conan: "I'm going to school now...See-ya."
*Conan touches door knob*
*Rachel throws a Knife at Conan*
(Conan: "SHIT!")
Rachel: "Conan, I made you Breakfast..."
Conan: "And throwing the Knife at me was because?"
Rachel: "I freakin' failed 9 tests and I want express my anger on my friends and Family."
Conan: "Ok..."
*Conan Walks to table and eats his Breakfast*
(Conan: "Ewww...The food is burnt...oh god...")
Rachel: "I'm going to get in my School Clothes, Conan i'll be right back."
(Conan: "Hmmmm...I wonder if I should...Watch...hmmmm..")
*Rachel walks to her room and slams the door*
*Conan slowly walks over to her door*
(Conan: "Watch me get caught...")
*Slowly opens door*
*Conan Peeks*
Conan: "hehehe..."
*Richard runs over*
Richard: "MY ARM!!!! MY ARM ITS BLEEDING!!!!"
(Conan: "Ah...Dammit. Time to slowly walk away...")
*Conan walks half way to table*
*Rachel slams the door open*
Rachel: "CONAN!!! YOU CRAZY LITTLE KID!!!"
Conan: ("WHAT?!?!?!")
Rachel: "I SAW YOU PEEKING YOU FREAK!!!"
Richard: "C'mon he's just a kid, like he did on purpose...now MY ARM!!!!! OH GOD!!!"
Rachel: "Conan, DON'T DO IT AGAIN!!!!"
Conan: "Uh....right..."
Rachel: "TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL!!!!"
*Rachel throws Conan out of the window*
(Conan: "AHHHHHHH!!!! SHE IS INSANE!!!")
*Conan falls to the ground*
*Hits head*
(Conan:"CRAP!...man...")
*Conan gets up*
Amy: "Conan! Are you ok?"
(Conan: "I Hate these retarded kids...")
Conan: "Yeah, I guess."
George: "Someone called me "Fatass" what does that mean?"
Mitch: "Wow! That word sounds weird!"
Amy: "Let's repeat it over and over!"
Mitch: "YEAH!!!"
(Conan: "Oh god, Why?!")
*Later after walking to School saying Fatass over and over again*
Amy: "Wow! That was fun!"
Mitch: "Let's say that to our parents!"
George: "YEAH!!!!"
Conan: "Guys...uh...lets keep the word a secret."
Amy: "That sounds fun!"
George: "YEAH!!!!"
*Conan walk in Class*
Teacher: "Today, were going to have a addition test!!!"
George: "MAN!!! That's to hard!!!"
Mitch: "2+2=67! See! Easy!"
Amy: "I gonna ask the Teacher what Fatass means!"
Conan: "WAIT AMY!!! DONT!!! ITS A SECRET WORD!!!"
Amy: "Then tell me what it means!!!"
Conan: "It means...uh...rotten eggs with fish."
(Conan: "I hope she's stupid enough to believe that.")
Amy: "WOW!!! THATS FUNNY!!!"
*Teacher hands out Test*
(Conan: 0+0=0....1+2=3...God this is boring...")
George: "CONAN!"
Conan: "what?"
George: "do you know number one, it's to hard!"
(Conan: "0+0?! Man he is fucking stupid!")
Conan: "It's 0!"
Teacher: "Conan I hope you like failing grades, I'm taking your paper!"
Conan: "But it was..."
Teacher: "I know your stupid, that's why your asking George the answers!"
(Conan: "WHAT THE FUCK?!")
*Later...After School...*
Conan: "George, thanks making me fail."
George: "I'll make it up to you, Conan. Here.
*George hands Conan a Candy Bar*
(Conan:"A candy bar......")
Conan: "George...The candy bar is melted!"
George: "Yeah, it's been in my pocket for like 8 weeks now."
Conan: "Ewww...Well thanks anyway."
*Conan throws Candy Bar on the ground*
*Later, after walking home*
(Conan: "Hopefully, Rachel won't be bitchy to me again...I need Sleep.")
*Conan opens door*
Conan: "I'm home!"
*Conan closes door*
*Conan looks in the living room and see's Beer Cans laying around the Couch.*
Rachel: "Welcome home, Conan...."
(Conan: "Oh god, help me!")
Conan: "Where is Richard at, Rachel?"
Rachel: "I think he in the Hospital..."
Conan: "...Was his arm stabbed that bad?"
Rachel: "Yep...I can't believe someone stabbed him though..."
Conan: "Wait! Didn't you stab h-"
Rachel: "SHUT THE HELL UP CONAN!!!!"
Conan: "errr...ok."
Conan: "Man...my head feels screwed up..."
Rachel: "Conan, is there something wrong?"
*Conan faints*
*After 5 hours, Conan wakes up in his Bedroom.*
(Conan: "man...My head!")
*Then the light turns on!!!*
Conan: "WHAT THE?!?!?!"
Rachel: "Conan, is that you?!"
Conan: "THE LIGHT CAME ON BY ITS SELF!!!"
Rachel: "So?"
Conan: "Who turned on the light?!"
Rachel: "Wasn't me."
Conan: "Hmmmm...This is weird."
*Conan walks out of bedroom, and goes into the Living Room.*
*Conan picks up the Phone*
---NOTE: I don't know how to spell the Detective's name so i'm calling him "Detective"---
Rachel: "Who are you calling its like 2 am."
Conan: "The detective..."
Rachel: "ok...."
Detective: "Hello... who is this?"
Conan: "Its Conan!"
Detective: ".........And what do you want?"
Conan: "We got a Case! come over immediatly!"
Detective: "I'll be right over"
*Conan hangs up the Phone*
Rachel: "You making a Case...about a light that turned on by itself?!"
Conan: "Yep!"
*Door bell rings*
*Conan walks over and opens door*
Conan: "Detective! Come in!"
Detective: "Ok..."
*They walk into the Living Room*
Detective: "So what happened here, Conan?"
Conan: "My Bedroom light turned on by itself!"
Detective "..."
*They walk over to Conan's Bedroom*
*Detective opens the door*
Detective: "Ok...So the light turned on by itself?"
Conan: "Yeah, I woke up and it turned on by itself!"
Detective: "Did you ask if Rachel turned it on?"
Conan: "Yeah, she didn't do it."
*Conan looks at the floor*
(Conan: WAIT!!!! A blood spot!)
Conan: "Look, Detective! A spot of blood!"
Detective: "Hey, your right and it's still wet...This spot must be been here for a least an hour."
(Conan: "I KNOW WHO DID IT!!!!")
Conan: "Detective, I know who turned on the light!"
Detective: "Who?!"
Conan: "Earlyier today, Rachel got mad at Richard for not getting up and she...uh..accidently poked
Richard with a Knife."
Detective: "....ok"
Conan: "Then I suppose after Richard's wound was patched up he went home."
Detective: "...So it was...-"
Conan: "Wait let me finish!"
Conan: "Then when the light turned up by itself, I didnt know who did because I was Knocked out...Wait
I mean ASLEEP! Then I called you and we found this blood spot! Since Richard was bleeding and
running around the house all morning, it had to of been him!"
Detective: "Let's see if Richard did it, Conan."
*They walk out of the Bedroom and enter Richard's Bedroom*
*Richard is sleeping, Conan slams his head until he wakes up*
Richard: "Uhhhhh....who is it?"
Conan: "It's me, Conan I got a question!"
Richard: "....."
Detective: "WAKE UP DAMMIT!!!"
*Detective kicks Richard's stabbed arm*
Richard: "OH GOD!!! THE PAIN!!! IM AWAKE!!!!"
Conan: "Richard, did you turn on my Bedroom light?"
Richard: "yeah, so what?"
Detective: "Hmmm..so you admitted that you did it Richard..."
*Detective pulls out Hand Cuffs*
(Conan: "WHAT?!")
Detective: "Richard your under arrest for turning on Conan's light for no reason."
Richard: "NOOOOOOOO!!!!"
*Detective pulls Richard out of the House and throws him into the Police car*
Rachel: "DAD!!! NOOOOO!!!! WHY DID YOU DO SUCH A TERRIBLE CRIME?!"
(Conan: He's being sent to Jail for turning on my light?! This is fucked up!")
*Someone knocks on the door*
Rachel: "...I'll get it, Conan."
*Rachel opens door*
Amy: "FATASS!!!!!"
Rachel: "DIE!!!!!"
*Rachel brakes Amy's leg and throws her into the road, 12 cars run over her, including a School Bus.*
Conan: "One Truth Always Prevails when you put your fingers up your butt and smear the contents on your clothing!"
THE END
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Inuyasha The Lost Episode Special
"Inuyasha wants Ramen Noodles-Part I"-DELETED FROM SITE. The noodles thing sucked bad. I rushed on it, and got overexcited about making it but overall it really sucked, if you really ACTUALLY wanna see it e-mail me. ( Inuyasha50095@yahoo.com )
Inuyasha The Lost Episode Part III!!!
On the the last lost episode on Inuyasha The Lost Episode, Kagome gave Koga a Cigarette! and Koga threw up
on Kagomes shoes! And um...Hell lets just start the episode!!!
NOTE: Im gonna start giving my episodes names. Inuyasha The Lost Episodes is now a series.
Episode #3 "Inuyasha's Hidden Insanity"
After the death of Naraku and Kikyo, everyones life has been pretty peaceful. Or is it?!
"HEY! Inuyasha!!! Stop searching in my backpack!" Yells Kagome. "Huh? Dammit Kagome! Didn't you bring
me any Ramen Noodles? Asks Inuyasha "Inuyasha im not rich you know!!!" Yells Kagome "Damn theres nothing
to do Miroku, Hey I got a idea! yells Shippo Shippo bites Mirokus arm "AHHHHHHH!!! Shippo!!! UGHHHHHH!!!
Wait until I beat the living crap outta you, COME HERE!!!" Yells Miroku. Shippo runs like hell until he finds Rin
running around with Jaken. Shippo stops as soon as he sees Jaken. "Look Jaken! Its a racoon!!!" says Rin.
"IM A FOX!!! A FOX!!! yells shippo "TAKE THIS SHIPPO!!!!!" Miroku slams Shippos face into the ground with
his fist. "Ow!!! UGHHHHHH Miroku you IDIOT! you gave me a black eye!!! Damn you!!" Yells Shippo
"Well you asked for it..." says Miroku. "Master SesshoMaru! Looks its a racoon!" says Rin. "No,thats a racoon...
its a retarded racoon..." says SesshoMaru "Isn't that Inuyasha's retarded friend Master?" asks Jaken
"Ummmmmm..let me think...Yep im sure it is." says SesshoMaru "FOX!!!! IM A FOX!!!!!! ARE YOU ALL STUPID?!
Yells Shippo. "Hey, Kagome! I found some Ramen!!! YEAH!!! Im gonna cook it!!!" Yells Inuyasha.
"Inuyasha! look its Miroku!" yells Kagome. Inuyasha ignores Kagome and starts putting water on his noodles.
Miroku runs up to Inuyasha "Inuyasha!! SesshoMaru is here!!!" Yells Miroku. Inuyasha again ignores everyone
and starts cooking his noodles. "OH YEAH! There done!!! SWEET!!!" Yells Inuyasha. Inuyasha gulps down a
bunch of noodles. "Ummmm...Kagome why isn't he listening?!" asks Miroku ".....-_-.....He only cares about eating.
says Kagome. "Why dont you say the word Kagome..." says Miroku. "Ok." says Kagome. Kagome walks over
and grabs Inuyasha's noodles from him. "HEY!! im eating that Kagome!!!" yells Inuyasha. "SIT!!!!" yells Kagome.
Inuyasha once again slams into the ground. "...........ugh...ow........hEY!!!! KAGOME!, stop that shit already! its annoying!"
Yells Inuyasha. Kagome points at SesshoMaru. "Inuyasha, I've been waiting here for 10 minutes watching you eat...Noodles.
says SesshoMaru. "Rin are you sure you want to watch Master SesshoMaru fight?" asks Jaken. "Ummmm...I think I wanna
race you Jaken, Im bored." says Rin "What the hell? you said you wanted to watch Master SesshoMaru fight!...Damn...Oh well
lets go..you'll beat me anyway..."says Jaken "Tetseiga!!!" Tetseiga transforms. "Lets see if your skills improved Inuyasha..."
says SesshoMaru "Oh yeah...they sure have and you sure caught me at the wrong time!!! IM PISSED dammit!!!" Yells
Inuyasha. Then Sango comes out of nowhere. "Uh...What the hell? Did I miss something?" asks Sango. "Sure did Sango,
SesshoMaru and Inuyasha are about to fight again!" says Shippo. "Oh...Shippo how did you get a black eye?" asks Sango
"ummmmm....Long Story Sango...LONG story..." says Shippo. "GAHHHHHHH!!! Ill kill you!!!!" yells Inuyasha. Then
SesshoMaru grabs Tetseiga and bites it until it brakes again! "AHHHH!!! NOT AGAIN!!!" Yells Kagome.
Inuyasha become Youkai again. ( you know Demon...) And puts his hand right into SesshoMaru's chest.
SesshoMaru is now bleeding like crazy. How will this end you choose the ending!
In my Buddyprofile, I will have a poll up. whatever gets the most votes is what happens...
A. SesshoMaru dies
B. Inuyasha rips his other arm off.
C. SesshoMaru runs away after he gets hurt
D. Kagome shoots a Scared Arrow at SesshoMaru
Inuyasha The Lost Episode-Episode IV comiing soon!
NOTE: I dont do polls anymore, They suck. So the next Inuyasha-TLE wont be about this topic you just read. If you guys really wanna see the conclusion e-mail me ( Superkiller50095@cs.com )
Inuyasha The Lost Episode IV Part I
Note: This is gonna be a little Side Series ( NOT LIKE THE STUPID NOODLES ONE )
Its just another night in the world of Inuyasha...Kagome goes to school still, Sango and Inuyasha Train,
Shippo...is just Shippo...and Miroku is harassing Young woman as usual...
"TETSEIGA!" yells Inuyasha. The sword is transformed. "GAHHHHHH!!!" Yells Sango She trys to run
over and attack Inuyasha behind until.... "HEY! Guys what are you doing?!" Says Kagome. "Huh? Oh..
Kagome is back, Wha...!!!!" Says Sango. Inuyasha slams Sango down to the ground. "HA! It looks like
me and Tetseiga are still storonger." "SIT!" Yells Kagome. Inuyasha falls down to the ground.
"Sango are you ok?" asks Kagome. "Yeah" Says Sango. "Hey...What about...me?" Whispers Inuyasha.
Miroku then walks up to Inuyasha with Shippo. "Hmmm...I see Kagome is back" says Miroku. Miroku's
hand slowly moves...SLAM! "NOT TODAY YOU DAMN PERVERT!" Yells Inuyasha. " Oh, Sorry demons
were controlling my hand again. Says Miroku. "Yeah right..." Whispers Inuyasha. "Miroku didnt
you want to tell something to Inuyasha?" Says Shippo. "Huh?" Says Inuyasha. " Oh yeah, thanks for
reminding me Shippo, Anyway I've been feeling an evil prensce since this morning, and its been becoming
more powerful by each Hour....Inuyasha shall we check it out?" Asks Miroku. "Hell does it really matter
Miroku?! I bet its just some lousy demon who got pissed off or something." Yells Inuyasha.
Then out of nowhere a unknown person appears. "Ah, you must be the demon Inuyasha...I heard your
group killed the great Naraku....Thats just amazing..." Says the unknown person. "Heh...You have the
smell of a demon...You must be the evil one that Miroku was talking about." Says Inuyasha.
Inuyasha Runs up to the Unknown Demon..." IRON REAVER!!!" Yells Inuyasha. Inuyasha misses,
then the unknown demon runs up to Inuyasha... "IRON REAVER!!!" Yells The Unknown Demon.
The Unknown Demon attacked Inuyasha, then Inuyasha fell onto the ground bleeding. " As you can
see I can copy attacks after there used on me...Now I shall take my prizes..." Says The Unknown Demon.
He raises his finger...Then Kagome and Sango are forced to walk over to him. "INUYASHA!!!" yells
Kagome. "My name is Maki the most powerful demon in the world...If you want your woman back
come in fight me in 5 hours or i'll absorb there souls into me...HAHAHA!!!" Says Maki. Maki then
slowly floats away... "Damn...you...Maki..." Whispers Inuyasha. "Inuyasha! Are you all right?!"
asks Miroku. "Yeah...That bastard just got a lucky shot on me..." Says Inuyasha. " Inuyasha, we
have to find Maki and kill him so we can get Sango and Kagome!!" Yells Shippo. "Ugh...Dammit
Shippo, I already know that. I just have to find his hideout..." Says Inuyasha.
Later...At a nearby village...
"Ok Inuyasha...Your wounds are all patched up now....WAIT!...I sense a terrible evil nearby!!"
yells Miroku. The ground starts rumbling then a tower raises up from the ground.
"What the hell is going on here?!" Yells Inuyasha. "Inuyasha look theres a door appearing in front
of the tower" Yells Shippo. The door slowly opens... "This must be Maki's Hideout, Inuyasha."
Says Miroku. "Lets go Miroku...we only have 4 hours left..." says Inuyasha. Inuyasha, Miroku , and
Shippo walk into the tower...The door slams closed...and the room is dark. "Great a surprise..."
whispers Inuyasha. Then a candle is lit in the middle in the room. "Welcome...Welcome...You must
be Inuyasha and Miroku...I see...Yes..I must kill you...but before I do...I must tell you my name...my name
is Snake The Ninja...The most deadlist and Ninja in the world..." Says Snake. " Heh...a weak little ninja...
I have no time for weak ninjas.." Says Inuyasha. "Me? Weak? no..your a weak half-demon..Im a powerful
Ninja..." Says Snake. "Inuyasha i'll handle him..." Says Miroku. " Ah, so im fighting the monk...Yes..Fine"
Says Snake. Snake grabs a spear, and Miroku grabs his Staff. " Shall we begin?" Asks Miroku.
"Yes...Monk...I'll kill you in a instant..." Says Snake. Snake runs over to Miroku and trys to stab him,
Miroku counters and slams Snake in the mouth...Snake falls down... "Amazing Monk...But no too amazing..."
says Snake. Snake throws the Spear though Mirokus chest. "ARRRGGGHHH!!!" Yells Miroku. Miroku falls
down to the ground and coughs blood. "Damn you Snake..." Whispers Miroku. "MIROKU!!!" Yells Inuyasha. Inuyasha and Shippo run up and to Miroku... "Miroku we have to get the spear out of your chest!" Yells Shippo. "Dont...Worry I'll do that myself..." Whispers Miroku. Miroku slowly pulls out the spear from his chest and then throws it on the ground. "Your tricks...Wont kill me Snake..." Says Miroku. "Oh really? I suppose not, but tricks always lead to victory yes? Am I wrong?" Says Snake. "YES!!! WIND TUNNEL!!!" Yells Miroku. Miroku removes the beads from his hand and the tunnel slowly pushes Snake over to Miroku's Hand... "Very smart move monk...but I have yet another trick for you..." Snake snaps his finger...Sango walks over next to him. "SANGO!" Yells Miroku. " You see,Maki has posessed her and she will only do what I say....Sango walk over to Miroku...Will you please?" asks Snake. Sango walks over and slowly starts moving to the wind tunnel. Then Miroku close the tunnel. "Damn your tricks, Snake." Says Miroku. "It looks like you couldn't kill the girl I see...Yes?... " Says Snake. "I can never kill Sango...But I can use her weapons!!!" Yells Miroku. Miroku runs up to Sango and grabs her sword
and stabs Snake in heart. "Good Job Miroku!!!" Yells Inuyasha. Blood sprays from Snake...Then snake falls onto the ground... "I cannot...Believe this...me snake..the greatest ninja ever...Killed by a monk...what a terrible fate...yes it is... UGHHHH!!!" Says Snake. Snake then dies, and Sango walks into the next door. "SANGO WAIT!!!" Yells Miroku. "Miroku, shes gone..." Says Inuyasha. "Miroku your bleeding badly!!" Yells Shippo. "Dont worry about that right now Shippo." Says Miroku. "Yeah, lets go to the next door..." Says Inuyasha.
Part II coming soon!!! Sorry no voting/polls.
